New Year Greetings from the land of the thousand colors and no paintbrushes

Greetings from the land of the thousand colors and no paintbrushes,also known as the land of 3000 Gods,also known as the land where there is no electricity.My power's been off for 3 days. Some major rain created havoc. I am living in the office.Saying this I would like the opportunity to re-present myself to this court of esteemed group of mixed nutters.

I am Sir Smile from the land far away where people are permanently tanned so we don't have to go to Florida, Miami, or the Bahamas. (which saves us lot of money) . I come from a land where they eat a green chili with an onion and still get dates with women. I come from a land where its possible that the dump in your yard could have been that of an elephant's walking down the street and the firing and bomb explosions you hear in the middle of the night are basically firecrackers being lit for celebrating the festival of the month.

Its the land of a billion people and none of them are sane, including me. So if you see a T shirt which says "Come to India, 1 billion people can't be wrong". You better be careful with the guy who's wearing it. What else to say, that ladies here drape themselves in a 6.5 meter colorful cloth which would put the rainbow to shame. Our government is ...wait a minute "What government"...ahem!.


Our criminal

police system is best described by this.The Russian police inspector said "As soon as a crime is done, we catch the culprit in a week".The American police inspector said "As soon as a crime is done we catch the culprit in a hour"The Indian police inspector said "We know one week before where the crime is going to take place and who the culprit is "

Our Movies:

We have many many wonderful movies to watch. In 20 languages to be precise. The movies will make you go crazy ( literally). We have Hero's and Heroines who dance around trees and change 10 dresses in a 5 minute song. Sometimes when they are singing in the street too, they somehow change 10 dresses in the blink of a second. Superman should know more about this.But there are some good movies too.

Our Women:

They say that Muslim ladies wear burkhas for safety. Indian ladies wear sholapur leather sandals for safety. That is by far the most fatal weapon in the hands of a lady second to the kitchen roller. You will find many young men with the distinct impression of a sandal on their cheeks. (Like legendary comic book hero Phatom's skull impression).Ladies here do not encourage Plato's philosophy (A girl and a guy can go out and do nothing, absolutely nothing. Its platonic).But there are some beautiful gems in the dust. You just have to have the patience to dig them out.

Our Country:

Is Crazy, Imagine this 28 languages, 4000 dialects, 28 states all speaking Greek and Latin, somehow we are the Europe of South Asia. We have an army which speaks this 28 languages. Ever wonder how we fight when a war starts.Point to ponder